Thursday, March 20, 2014

An Exciting Book Announcement!!!

(You see how I didn't title this post "An Exciting Announcement" because then BAM you would immediately have thought I was pregnant!)

Well, all these fancy bloggers have been writing books lately...  Jen, Haley, Cari, Kelly, Kendra, Auntie Leila...  Who's next?

ME!

Well, okay, not me.

John Paul.

See, he took it upon himself to write his first book today, and I'm convinced it's going to be a bestseller.

Magic Tree House #12: Polar Bears PAST Bedtime  (Okay, the title needs work...)

"Jack and annie, would you like some hot coaco?"

Also, "Cluster 1" because he thought it was funnier than "Chapter"

II POPE WAS IN ROME.  So they went there.

"How do you do carrots?"  Rihgt NOW.

red and blue...  ... T.D.

Also, whoops!  Chapter 6!  Not Cluster!  Clearly some editing needs to be done...

Also, can't imagine where he learned to overuse ellipses...

Thh!  Thh!  This was as usual.

Chapel 8!  Another joke!

And we even have the proper library designation, JFIC.  But whoops, the author accidentally revealed too much of his real name by writing "JP."  Luckily he changed it to "JACK" and nobody will ever be the wiser.

The plot!  The character development!  The lower case a's that look like tadpoles!

Publishers, we will be accepting contract offers whenever you see fit!

Basically, we're going to be rich (see how I tied it into Theme Thursday there?  And Abbey's #holylens?).


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