Funniest Blogger
Best Looking Blog
Best Lifestyle Blog
Best Under Appreciated Blog
Best Blog by a Mom
And while I could just say, "Hey, vote for me!" I want to give you a reason to vote for me, and let you know just what the results will be, should I win:
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Funniest Blogger
This one kind of baffles me, because there are so many bloggers who are funnier than I am. I think mostly my kids are funny, so I write what they say and that's probably what gives the appearance that I'm somewhat humorous. BUT if I win Funniest Blogger, I promise to post even more embarrassing pictures of myself so that you have something to laugh at. I may even record a conversation with Cecilia so you can hear the inspiration behind some of these quotes. Heck, I'll give you a conversation with Cecilia right now:
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Best Looking Blog - Is it the never-ending sidebar that gets you? Or perhaps the stark blue background?
Again, I think I have my kids to thank for this nomination - I can only assume that they are so cute that my pictures of them qualify me, in someone's mind, for the title of "Best Looking Blog." If I win this award, I guarantee even more pictures of my gloriously beautiful progeny, AND I will put my Sheenazing Badge in my header for the entire year.
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Best Lifestyle Blog - I can only guess that my amazing homeschooling experiments such as letting my kids pour out all the salt all over the table qualifies me for this one. Sometimes we do crafts, and I cook, and try to post about fashion... If I win this award I will continue instagramming our craft fails and science "experiments" so that you can feel better about how clean your house is and how awesome your structured homeschooling is compared to our style, which can only loosely be described as "unschooling" since even that title would require some sort of "schooling."
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Best Under Appreciated Blog - What I really want is not to even qualify for this one! If you're on Google+ or on Blogger, could you click that little "Join this Site" button with Google Friend Connect? I've gotta have more than 87 followers, right? Riiiiight? If I win this one, I promise to badger you every single day with a reminder to click that little "join" button so that I can soon become the winner of a NEW category (currently occupied alone by one Kelly Mantoan), "Best Blog that was ONCE Under-appreciated but now boasts enough followers to gain the status of Appreciated!"
So vote for me!!! Do you love my little Under-Appreciated blog? DO YOU??? APPRECIATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Best Blog by a Mom - I know I've got no chance, friends. I'm in this category (and others!) with some seriously big guns, but iiiiif I somehow win this one, I promise to continue giving you far too many details about our crazy life, including yet another "day in the life" post in which I bore you with the minute-by-minute details of how we get through a day. You're so excited for this one, I promise!
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And my sister was nominated too!
Most Inspiring Blog
Smartest Blog
Funniest Blogger
I guarantee you that if you vote for her, she will start posting more often so that she can live up to the hype! Really, two posts in January? It's like she was helping me take care of a million kids and THEN went to Hawaii or something. No idea why she's not willing to sit in front of the computer instead of like, hanging out on the beach. Lame. Seriously lame.
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So what are you waiting for? Go here and vote!
But in all seriousness, I know it's unlikely that I'll win any category - I'm just so touched that any of you enjoy reading this blog enough to nominate me for anything! You can only vote once, and I totally understand if you choose someone else - thanks for thinking of me :)
And quick reminder - What They Said is coming back as a link-up on Monday - be prepared for some awesome quotes from the kids, and link up your own!
Linking up with Conversion Diary (Ms. Coolest Blogger 2013) - check out more Quick Takes there!