Well, we didn't get our Christmas cards out before Christmas this year.
Not even before Epiphany...
But before Christmas was liturgically over, so I consider that a victory! If you weren't lucky enough to receive a card/letter from us, that really just means that you're not a relative we've seen within the past year or that you didn't send *us* a card - trying to pare down to people who will actually appreciate them! The card's not worth sharing (oh hideous hideous mall portrait studio pictures - never again!), but here's the letter (with pictures added!):
1.
On a typical week day you can be found:
a. At
the law office or at court
b. Teaching
middle school chorus
c. Reading
every book you can find
d. Rocking
your baby dolls to sleep
e. Sleeping
2.
Your favorite weekend activity is:
a. Watching
soccer on TV or playing video games while trying to keep small children from
climbing on your back
b. Going
to the farmer’s market & sampling all the delicious local produce
c. Jumping
up and down and shrieking with glee while your dad plays video games
d. Jumping
up and down and shrieking with glee while your dad plays video games
e. Sleeping
3.
The most exotic place you traveled this year
was:
a. England
b. England
c. Michigan
d. Illinois
e. The
doctor’s office
4.
The household chore you most often perform is:
a. All
of them
b. Cooking
c. Folding
washcloths & putting away utensils
d. Stacking
dry baby wipes
e. Soiling
clean laundry
5.
How many of you ARE there?
a. 1
b. 1
c. 1
d. 1
e. 2
6.
You just
met Santa Claus – how do you react?
a. Ask
him where his mitre is
b. Ask
him for a nap
c. Beg
him for a candy cane
d. Sob
uncontrollably
e. Sleep
7.
Your favorite part of Mass is:
a. Any
part, since you go to extra Masses for a chance to be alone
b. The
beginning, because none of the kids has had a meltdown yet
c. The
consecration, because you say all the words along with the priest in a VERY
loud voice
d. Afterwards,
because you get to run through the grass shouting, “I AM SO FAST!”
e. Sleeping
8.
You’re picking out an outfit for the day. You’re most likely to wear:
a. Anything
with a bow tie
b. Something
blue
c. Plaid
pants & red soccer socks with whatever shirt you pick up first
d. Pink. Anything pink. Preferably multiple pairs of pants. And Minnie Mouse underwear. Polka dots are also acceptable, because
Minnie Mouse wears polka dots.
e. The
smallest article of clothing you can find, but don’t get too attached – it’ll
be dirty in half an hour!
If you
answered…
Mostly
A’s: You’re Andrew! The father of the family, you work in a law
office by day and spend time with your family and sing at church on the
weekends. You do most of the cleaning
around the house, and keep your kids entertained with Lego Star Wars. You traveled to England this spring, and also
took a trip to the Midwest over the summer.
Mostly
B’s: You’re Rosie! The mother of the family, you teach middle
school chorus in Fairfax County (although you’re currently on maternity leave,
lucky you!). Right now, you spend most
of your time on the couch nursing the twins you found out you were having a
couple of months before they were born, but when you get a chance to stand up
you try to cook for your family and do a little bit of housework. You also traveled to England this spring, and
had a blast at the beach in Michigan and visiting friends in Chicago.
Did you know you can take pictures directly from a webcam on blogger??? This is me AS I TYPE! You can't see the baby that I'm nursing or the Cheez-its that I'm eating...
Mostly
C’s: You’re John Paul! At almost 3.5, you’re reading at
approximately a 4th grade level, although your attention span is
still rather limited. You spend much of
your time playing “Mass” and insisting that your family participate the entire
time (including the twins, who apparently have received their First Communion
already) with proper responses.
Mostly
D’s: You’re Cecilia! You’ll be two at the end of January, and have
a deep love of babies, Minnie Mouse, and all animals (but only from a
distance). You have a strange fear of
the vacuum cleaner, garbage disposal, and maintenance men. You recently discovered how to hop and spend
much of your time hopping around the living room, climbing everything you
possibly can, kissing babies, and giggling uncontrollably.
Action shot!
Mostly
E’s: You’re Elizabeth and Mary
Claire! You were born on November 14,
2012 and spend much of your time eating and sleeping. Your goal by the end of 2012 is to outgrow
your newborn-sized clothing, and you just might get there (if you’re Mary
Claire – Elizabeth has no chance)!
Note the size discrepancies
Did you make it through the whole quiz? Which one of us are YOU?
That is the perfect picture of Cecilia. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteMeg beat me to it.
DeleteThis is AWESOME - easily the greatest Christmas letter I've ever read!!
ReplyDeleteAnd WOW way to go with the reading John Paul!!!
Now I have to figure out something to top it for next year!
DeleteCecilia has figured out a game involving climbing, the futon frame, and giggling wildly. Here are the rules:
ReplyDelete1. Cecilia climbs the end of the futon (the bottom of the futon if it is folded out, the arm part if not), smiling hugely and expectantly.
2. She recites what may be nonsense syllables but may also simply be words that I do not understand.
3. I push her gently off the frame with my foot in the middle of her chest.
4. She falls down and giggles wildly, spouting more nonsense syllables.
5. Repeat.
That's a great post. Even though I didn't really know your family, I think I know them a lot better now.
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