Cecilia, sitting on the potty: May I pweez have a square?
*I hand her a square of toilet paper*
Cecilia: It has a fwower. I wike dis toiwet paper. I WUV DIS TOIWET PAPER!!!
Cecilia: Ummm what ammopeace?
Cecilia: What ammopeace?
Me: What ammo peace?
Cecilia: What AM-mal PEES?
Me: Oh, what animal pees? Um... All of them?
Me: A dog pees.
Cecilia: And a cat pees! And a enephant pees! And a baby pees AND poops! A baby a animal?
Me: Is a baby an animal?
Cecilia, giggling: No!!!
John Paul, reading a link from his prayer chain: Say an extra Hail Mary for those who are depressed. *gleefully* I'm depressed!!!
Me: No you're not.
John Paul: I'm depressing! I need to get a tongue depressor!
Cecilia, to Aunt Sister: Oh, I WUV your boots! And your head is VEWWY beautiful!
From Little Miss Fashion, who chose to accessorize her peach Easter dress with a purple shirt, Minnie Mouse socks, and John Paul's red basketball shorts. So you KNOW that a compliment from her really means something!
*I walk into the kitchen to discover Cecilia about to drink a container of Papa John's dipping sauce and John Paul trying to open the babysitter's protein shake*
Me: John Paul, would you like a little bowl of Cheez-its as a snack?
John Paul, in a very small voice: Maaaybe that would be awesome...
John Paul: I'm a BFF!
Me: You're a best friend forever?
John Paul: Yes! And I'm an OB!
Me: You're an obstetrician?
John Paul: AND I'm an obligation.
John Paul: I'm a holy day of obligation.
Me: Uh... What holy day of obligation are you?
John Paul: August 15th.
Me: Oh. So what does that make you?
John Paul: I'm the Assumption!!!
John Paul, spinning around in circles and then hugging Cecilia: Oh, I have found my dancing partner for life!
Happy Friday! Go check out more Quick Takes over at Jen's. Thanks for hosting!