Me: No Cecilia. It's not your crib and stop trying to climb in!
Cecilia: If I have a wadder I can cwimb in!
Cecilia, trying to reach something in the closet: It's too high. If I have a wadder I can weach it! I GO TO DA STORE AND GET MY WADDER!!!
Cecilia, upon Andrew's return from work: Knock knock who's DERE? DAD!!!
John Paul: My favowite confirmation saint is Kay-us.
Me: Do you mean Caius? How do you spell it?
Andrew: Yup, that's Caius.
JP: He was a pope and martyr! (Correct. Where does he learn this stuff?)
Cecilia: Fwom da GWOCEWY STORE!!!
Aunt Sister: John Paul, I'm going to see Jesus. Do you want me to tell him anything?
JP: Oh, I wuv you so much!
Aunt Sister: What can we do to show Jesus how much we love him?
JP: Make Him a Valentine!
Cecilia: I'm going to pway da PEW-no (piano)!!! Uh-MACK-YOU-WHAT MAWWY your pwaises we sinnnng! (Immaculate Mary)
Cecilia: Sing da boom boom song! (Froggie went a-courtin')
Aunt Sister: Froggie went-a courtin' and he did ride -- (pointing to Cecilia)